"You may have heard all this talk about saving Smiths Beach lately? And you wonder to yourself, "save it from what?!...the tourists have already invaded it!" But it has the potential to get alot worse, and without your support, it will." Read on for a summary of the current plans for Smiths Beach and what you can do to stop it from happening, submitted by Kyle Williams (bodyboarding_bum)

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I wrote this story in year 11 in high school, it used to be in the Rants and Raves section of the old site and I'm adding it here mostly to test that the content system is actually working the way it should be. I may remember to remove it before we go live, I may forget, I may remember and not remove it anyway because despite the obvious immaturity; it's still pretty fucking hilarious.

Anyway, enjoy my twisted little work of fiction - it was a Year 11 TEE English assignment. Yes I submitted it, no I would not suggest anybody else do the same unless you particularly like being on a first name basis with the school psychologist.

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